My I’m so excited my phone works again after I dropped it in the toilet face
70s themed gala tonight 💄🎀
My whole art show in a nutshell, my senior year works
omg what book?
Someone tell me the book please?
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Wishing all day that it would just be through, Oh I’m lost without you, Baby Bleu
I stand here in front of you today all because of an idea, I could be who I wanted if I could see my potential
punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
(Source: sinyasiki, via somesaychris)
Does nobody else notice that Tony’s just laughing at something Vic said but then when he pulls this face you can see it in his eyes that he’s going from “haha that was pretty funny” to “what in the fuck are you doing”
(Source: bakarat, via blessedwithcaraphernelia)
please mysteriously show up in my bedroom
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i made sum pancakes
oh my god are you shitting me
If you don’t love Adam Young, you’re wrong.